Albufeira's Forum : Avril wanted a joke! http://www.albufeira.com/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 25 May 2013 18:11:39 +0000 Wed, 22 May 2013 12:52:01 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 10.15 360 www.albufeira.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=2434 <![CDATA[Albufeira's Forum]]> http://www.albufeira.com/_img/Albufeira-Com_Forum_300pxW.png http://www.albufeira.com/forum/ <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : I wonder who will be playing &#034;buttons...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78552.html#78552 Author: nosivad
Subject: 2434
Posted: 22/May/2013 at 12:52

I wonder who will be playing "buttons "  Wink

]]> Wed, 22 May 2013 12:52:01 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78552.html#78552 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : With Rolf Harris, Jimmy Tarbuck,...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78537.html#78537 Author: tiganut
Subject: 2434
Posted: 22/May/2013 at 07:43

With Rolf Harris, Jimmy Tarbuck, Freddie Starr, Ken Roach, Stuart Hall and Jim Davison due to arrive soon, you've got to admit that the prison Christmas panto is going to be a blinder this year!!]]> Wed, 22 May 2013 07:43:20 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78537.html#78537 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : Following the escape after 8 years...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78296.html#78296 Author: tiganut
Subject: 2434
Posted: 13/May/2013 at 09:36

Following the  escape after 8 years from the Ohio house ,the  3 girls were asked if they had any questions? they all asked "Have Arsenal won anything"]]> Mon, 13 May 2013 09:36:43 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78296.html#78296 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : I asked The Pope what he thought...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78060.html#78060 Author: tiganut
Subject: 2434
Posted: 04/May/2013 at 09:29

I asked The Pope what he thought about people like Jeremy Kyle, who exploit poor uneducated people to make millions of pounds.

"They're just amateurs," replied his Holiness.]]> Sat, 04 May 2013 09:29:39 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78060.html#78060 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : A man is sitting on the roadside...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78057.html#78057 Author: Black Cat
Subject: 2434
Posted: 04/May/2013 at 08:25

A man is sitting on the roadside looking unhappy.

A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. “I've locked myself out of my car,” replies the man.

“No problem let me try rubbing my backside on the door,” says the passer- by.”

The motorist is perplexed but reckons there's no harm in letting the man try. The passer-by puts his backside to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the door. Suddenly, the lock clicks open. 


“That's amazing,' says the motorist “how did you do it?”


“Easy,” replies the passer-by “I'm wearing khaki trousers.”

]]> Sat, 04 May 2013 08:25:44 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78057.html#78057 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : A man took his duck to the vet....]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78056.html#78056 Author: Black Cat
Subject: 2434
Posted: 04/May/2013 at 08:24

A man took his duck to the vet. The vet took one look at the duck and said “I’m sorry sir, this duck is dead.”


The man was distraught. “My poor duck. He was only quacking about in the garden last night. I need a second opinion.”


The vet nodded, left the room and returned holding a cat. The cat looked carefully at the duck, then looked at the vet and shook its head. The vet left the room again and returned with a golden retriever dog. The dog also carefully looked at the duck, then looked at the vet and shook its head.


“There is no doubt that your duck is dead, I’m very sorry sir. That’ll be £200 please.” Said the vet.


“That’s outrageous, £200, all you’ve done is tell me my duck is dead.” raged the man.


“But sir,” replied the vet “you’re not taking into account the cost of the cat scan and the lab report.”]]> Sat, 04 May 2013 08:24:19 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78056.html#78056 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : FOOTBALL LATEST: Wembley announces...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78050.html#78050 Author: Bedlam
Subject: 2434
Posted: 03/May/2013 at 22:11

FOOTBALL LATEST: Wembley announces that there are no more seats available for the Champions League final between the two German teams Bor Dortmund & Bayern Munich.

They all have towels on them.

]]> Fri, 03 May 2013 22:11:28 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post78050.html#78050 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : Geordies must be perpetually confused...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post77758.html#77758 Author: tiganut
Subject: 2434
Posted: 25/April/2013 at 14:02

Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day.]]> Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:02:49 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post77758.html#77758 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : JLS have split up to concentrate...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post77757.html#77757 Author: tiganut
Subject: 2434
Posted: 25/April/2013 at 13:59

JLS have split up to concentrate on solo careers, at McDonalds, Burger King, KFC and Wimpey.]]> Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:59:40 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post77757.html#77757 <![CDATA[Avril wanted a joke! : Luis Suarez should be happy with...]]> http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post77756.html#77756 Author: tiganut
Subject: 2434
Posted: 25/April/2013 at 13:53

Luis Suarez should be happy with his ban...

After all he doesn't have to put on a Liverpool shirt for 10 games.]]> Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:53:14 +0000 http://www.albufeira.com/forum/avril-wanted-a-joke_topic2434_post77756.html#77756